Meet the Team

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“Too cute is not a thing”

“The only rule is the golden one.”

“Cleveland Rocks!!!”

“It’s remarkable how quickly a good and favorable wind can sweep away the maddening frustrations of shore living.” — Ernest K. Gann

“It’s a pirates life for me.” — Author Unknown

I served in the Army for 21 years. I was deployed three times, each about a year long.

“There is no we in fries.”

“Hi!”

“I build things out of stuff.”

“A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.” — Franklin D. Roosevelt

“Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you’ve never been hurt. And live like it’s heaven on Earth.” – Mark Twain

“MMMMHHMM!!!”

“Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.” — Helen Keller

“A life without dogs and golf is a boring life.”

“You don’t know what you don’t know.”

“Never stop learning, because life never stops teaching.” — Kirill Korshikov

“Forget the small stuff. There are always bigger problems to worry about.”

“Learn to accept rather than expect. You’ll have far fewer disappointments.” — Author Unknown

“You can have reasons or results. You can’t have both.” — Gary Keller, Keller Williams Realty

“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.” — Kurt Vonnegut

“Anything worth doing is worth doing right.”

“Family is not an important thing. It’s everything.” — Michael J. Fox

“Things are seldom what they seem. Skim milk masquerades as cream.” — Henry David Theroux

“Life’s too short to be miserable.”

“Can I get a carpenter to help me?” — Author Unknown

“Things are gonna change, I can feel it.”

“Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.” — Lou Holtz

“We fall, but we get back up because the ground is no place for a champion.”  — Dustin Poirier

“I was told this was a dog friendly booth.”

“If they don’t give you a seat at the table, bring a folding chair.” — Shirley Chisholm

“The dude abides.” — Jeffrey Lebowski

“Today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday.”

“Sho’ nuff!”

“I’m happy to be anywhere!” — Walter Trout

“We make our clients dreams come true. If you can dream it, we can build it.”

“Treat yourself!”

“When nothing goes right, go left.”

“You only live once.”

“I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can’t see from the center.” — Kurt Vonnegut

“Integrity is doing the right thing, even when no one is watching.”  — C.S. Lewis

“Always stay Humble and Kind.” — Author Unknown

“Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement.” — Helen Keller

“Less is more.” – Ludwig van der Roche

“I have never in my life envied a human being who led an easy life; I have envied a great many people who led difficult lives and led them well.” ― Theodore Roosevelt

“It’s not about me; it’s about us.” — Nevada Choate

Runs with scissors.

“Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments.”

“You know, if you take everything I’ve accomplished in my entire life and condense it down into one day…it looks decent.” — George Costanza

“I’d rather be at the beach”

“He who runs behind car, gets exhausted.” — Author Unknown

“Floats comfortably in the grey areas.”

“Flannel, not just a fashion choice but a way of life.”

“Everyone loves me!”

“No regrets.”

“Body in Ohio. Heart in Florida.”  — Bill Vagi

“My mom calls me a baby hippo, but I don’t see it.”

“All men/women are created equal. Only a few become welders.” — Anonymous

“Start each day with a positive thought and a grateful heart.” — Roy T. Bennett

I came with the name Pancake, but my friends call me Pali.

The beach is my happy place!

“The purpose of a storyteller is not to tell you how to think, but to give you questions to think upon.” — Brandon Sanderson

When I get home, 16 legs run to greet me. And it’s purrrrrfect!

My mother always used to say, “The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.” — Rose Nylund

You need a hug, I need a treat.

“Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn.” — Robert T. Kiyoskai

“Eat, sleep, treat, repeat!”

I took all these amazing photos!

“Sometimes I wonder if all this is happening because I didn’t forward that email to 10 people.”

“Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.” — Leonardo da Vinci

“Don’t stress over what you can’t control.”  — Anonymous

”Let’s Build Something” — Author Unknown

“Just breathe.”

“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.” — Lane Olinghouse

“When it rains look for the rainbow. When it’s dark look for the stars.” — Author Unknown

“Always give 100% unless you’re giving blood.” — Author Unknown

“Family is Everything ♥.”

“You’re only given one little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” — Robin Williams

“The best therapists have fur and four legs.” — Bayleigh, the Therapy Dog

“Don’t worry ’bout a thing, cause every little thing gonna be all right” — Bob Marley

“Respect isn’t given; it’s earned.”

“Challenges are not roadblocks; they are stepping stones to success. Every setback is a setup for a comeback.” — Adriano Directo Emperado

“Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.” — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

“Pictures Day? I was told there were donuts in this room.”

“The difference between something good and something great is the attention to details.” — Charles R. Swindoll

“She eats takeout on china and serves champagne with pizza.” — Kate Spade